A guy came up to me and said "I have a small wiener"…..he was talking about his dog, a mini-dachshund.

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Right to be crabby!

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All I can say is I would be crabby too if my owner came at me with a red rubber catheter and tried to give me enemas all the time (a client and her 21yr old cat),,,poor guy.

PERFUME Woes!

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Told a client that I thought her dog must have gotten nervous and expressed his anal glands. Well, it turns out it was the owners perfume and not the dog’s anal glands. YIKES! That was hard to get out of gracefully & politely.

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Pass the scalpel…..

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Spin the bottle!

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Cat articulates his existence – funny video!

>http://www.wimp.com/catexistence/

Funny! (found on Facebook from Jean Jones)

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